You are addicted to the Andromeda saga. It is my personal opinion that you are a hopeless case.

You believe that the Magog are a much maligned and misunderstood people (and you wish you had one visit your office at work – while you were on holiday).

Andromeda Twerps are a source of cruel amusement to you.

You will not admit this in public, but you have also secretly written your own Andromeda stories and are currently plucking up the courage to submit them to the minor deity that is Robert Hewitt Wolfe.

Sometimes you like Andromeda Twerps (but only with a drop of gravy).

Sexually, you are somewhat insecure, preferring the purer more romantic relationships of the series, to the tacky reality of everyday love and sex. (Except the the Andromeda computer if you’re male or Tweedle Dee if your female, which you are surprisingly passionate about!)

Its is lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You are either celibate or a committed family man/woman.

If you had a walk on part you would want to play a Vedran

People like you, but they think you’re a bit of a Geek. You would prefer the personality of the Magog to say, Harper (whom you think is an immature jerk).

Trance Gemini’s tail looks really silly to you, but you have secretly wondered what a purple tail would look like on you.

Other Andromeda fans look up to you. You are a mine of information and you should be careful not to become the ‘party bore’ or patronising.

Andromeda SadGeezers admire your commitment although you secretly admire their social skills and in particular, the way members of the opposite sex are all over them.

You have recently sent an email message to andromedatv.com reporting an inconsistency in one of the episodes.

Some people call you Mr Spock – this really annoys you.