There are only 15 questions so please read them carefully before answering.
Click the radio button next to each answer then select ”Rate Me” at the end.

Please be aware that this is NOT just a bit of fun, it is a serious
Sad-Geezer FARSCAPE Psychometric Test and is based on
your perception, intelligence and social interaction – sort of.

1.		Farscape got it”s name from:
	a.	A Sci Fi Series
	b.	Crichtons nickname for home
	c.	Crichtons Experimental Space Vehicle

2.		This character is:
	a.	The Princess of Acabar
	b.	Chiana of Nebari
	c.	Really pretty (for a gray person with painted boobs)

3.		Crichton is talking to:
	a.	A DRD Unit
	b.	His father
	c.	A portable recorder

4.		This is:
	a.	Maldis
	b.	Macbeth
	c.	Morphius

5.		To whome and where did Crichton lose his virginity:
	a.	Karen Shore in the back of a 4 by 4
	b.	Karen Shore in the back of a car
	c.	Karen Shore in the back of a bus

6.		D”Argo is:
	a.	A fugetive from the Peacekeepers
	b.	Elephant man
	c.	A Luxan Warior

7.		Moya is:
	a.	A Leviathan
	b.	A bloody big organic spaceship
	c.	An organic Peacekeeper Command Ship

8.		This is a picture of:
	a.	The DNA mad Scientist
	b.	Half a Pilot
	c.	Officer Aeryn Sun.

9.		You would consider calling your newborn son:
	a.	Bialar
	b.	John
	c.	Zhaan

10.		Zhaan orgazms fastest when:
	a.	She bonks with the light on
	b.	She is exposed to ultraviolet light
	c.	You”ve given her dinner and flowers

11.		This is:
	a.	A Royal Hynerian
	b.	The deposed Dominar of Hyneria
	c.	A Hynerian Hairy Slug

12.		Chiana is from:
	a.	Nebari
	b.	Acabar
	c.	Harbar

13.		Crichton is a:
	a.	A Commander and a Scientist
	b.	A Captain and a Fugetive
	c.	A Scientist and a Comrade

14.		Who spoke these lines: “It changes nothing. Tauvo is dead. Struck down by a weak, pathetic, inferior being. It must be avenged! I swear in Tauvo”s name, you will die in my hands. ”
	a.	Aeryn Sun
	b.	Ka D”Argo
	c	Bialar Crais

15.			Who is this:
		a.	Aeryn without makup
		b.	Chiana without makup
		c.	Zhaan without makup