Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
Every time she left the room,
The dog came in to lift it out.
Wait there's more (sorry).
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She kept them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would help each other climb down.
I've got a good mind to phone the RSPCA!
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Mary shouldn't be allowed pets!!!
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Mary shouldn't be allowed pets!!!
An old one:
Mary had a little lamb
Till her father shot it dead
Now she carries it to school
Between two loaves of bread!