Question: Why should bin Laden not emigrate to Scotland?
Answer: Because if he goes he'll be [i]kilt[/i] for sure! (and be forced to play the bagpipes, eat haggis, and do other nasty Scottish stuff.)
Here is a fantastic pic of Osama's Scottish cousin, Ben McLaden: [img]images/smiles/icon_redface.gif[/img] <--- Ben McLaden
(just try to imagine that he's wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes)
And here's a great pic of OSamma Davis JR rolling his eyes: [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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[ 29-10-2002: Message edited by: Logan ]
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