You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

• Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
  
• You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
  
• You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
  
• At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
  
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
  
• You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
  
• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
  
• You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
  
• You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
  
• A peaceful meditation session is one without gas
  
• You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE
  
• Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
  
• You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
  
• You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
  
• The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
  
• Wookies are offended by your B.O.
  
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  
• You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
  
• You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
  
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
  
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.