One night, a rabbi, an Irishman and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What is this, a joke?"

DA-CHING!

HAHAHAHAHOOHOOHOO!

The poor rabbi proceeds to slip into a puddle of mud outside the entrance. The bartender asks, "What is this, a dirty joke?"

DA-CHING!

HAHAHAHAHOOHOOHOO!

The rabbi, in a fit of temper, proceeds to call for divine retribution upon his two companions, and the bartender asks, "What is this, a goddamnned dirty joke?"

DA-CHING!

HAHAHAHAHOOHOOHOO!

One of he phrases the rabbi uses is 'Dumb Blonde', thereby prompting the poor blonde to break down in tears, and the bartender asks, "What is this, a goddamnned offensive dirty joke?"

DA-CHING!

HAHAHAHAHOOHOOHOO!

Oh come on, it's funny! :roll: :twisted:
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