Thank God.
All those stupid little twits got their movie.. yet they were all alone in the dark at the gigaplex.
But low and behold the real CRAZY folks will buy hundreds if not thousands of Serenity DVDs to put in their local libraries. That way the spawn of their freak births will have a chance to see what their parents liked.
They say everything goes in cycles. Whedon is a cycle all his own with his loser fans.
Do you realize Children are being born and raised right NOW.. While they drink from their bottle MOM is watching Buffy, Angel and probably Firefly.
Can anybody imagine the damage this will do with the latest generation of Freaks?? I mean those 1-4 year olds just might go into space when they become adults. Based on Mom and (if the kid has a dad) early programming they will SPACE themselves. Just like in Firefly, Serenity. Space is one magic game where science is just a plot device to drag poorly written characters through Whedons mind. If I live long enough.. I bet there will be many early decompressions and ships that fly right into stars because the idiot offsprings think Whedon's universe is real.
They will load up their ships with Horses.. so they can ride "Wildfire" on Mars. Only to find out the difference in Gravity between Mars and Earth. Did I mention that Wildfire will not be able to breath? LMAO.
Believe it or not I stood in line on "National Buy Nothing Day" in Frys. Right behind me was the typical lame brained parent and inane kid buying a copy of the complete Firefly Series. They waited over a HOUR to buy that junk!! I on the other hand was picking up a 200GB drive for $49.
The father (who should be turned into child services) told me how much of a fan of Buffy and Angel he was.. He simply loved Whedon's witty style of writing. I told him if I could find that hack I would try to break his fingers. (Try to slow down any future writing)
IMDB reports Joss is working on Goners and Wonder Woman.
Will somebody in Hollywood please fire this guy? Just because his mom and dad wrote for the Andy Griffith show.. PLEASE!
GENE
"Dear Jesus.. This Christmas will you please take Joss Wheaton up to heaven with you and god?"
No?
Dam!
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