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Battlestar Galactica: Transcript
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-12: Resurrection Ship Pt. 2
Black Sea===================================Apollo is floating in an open black pool of water. He looks up and sees a partly cloudy sky. Then a raider appears and wakes him from his daydream. We see a Viper-Raider duo in a dogfight, behind them a large battle between the Battlestars and the Basestars. Apollo is starpped to his seat, having ejected from his destroyed blackbird. Galactica - War Room=================================== Starbuck: This is a frakked-up thing that I've been asked to do. But we kill people for a living. They say shoot, we shoot. Apollo: So you're gonna do this? Starbuck: Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Apollo: Kara. Starbuck: I could use some backup. I'll understand if you can't.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-04: Resistance
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Galactica - Brig
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-05: The Farm
Caprica - Resistance Base Bedroom================================Starbuck wakes up next to Anders. She gets out of bed and attempts to get dressed without waking Anders. It doesn't work. Anders: You’ve been awake for an hour. So what are you going to do if you can’t make it back to your ship?
Starbuck: I’m getting back.
Anders: Well, I know we where able to take your sorry ass by surprise.
Starbuck: Frak you.
Anders: Nice. But the truth is…We really don’t know what the hell were doing. A lot of our tactics and stuff we just saw in the movies. We could use some professional advice.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-06: Home Pt. 1
Galactica - Hallway
====================================
Dualla: 18,000 souls aboard the 24 ships that joined President roslin's rebellion, sir.
Tigh: That's over a third of the people in the fleet.
Adama: Give me a breakdown. What have we lost?
Dualla: Uh, 9,500 souls from Gemenon. 6,250 from Caprica.
Adama: Not who. What? I'm not interested in people who decide to join up with a religious fanatic and a terrorist. That's their business. Now, what have I lost?
Dualla: 12 transports, seven freighters, three construction platforms, a private cruiser, and a mining ship, sir.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-07: Home Pt. 2
The opening sequence is a collage of scenes alternating back and fourth between Kobol and Galactica. on Kobol the President's team is climbing up a mountain in the rain, Struggling to get up. Roslin also tries to keep track of all the notations in the scriptures. on Galactica, Adama, Tigh, Gaeta and Tyrol go over scriptures and maps to try to find the location of Roslin's party on Kobol Galactica - Adama's Quarters============================================== Adama: This could be anywhere.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-08: Final Cut
Gideon - Playback=====================================A playback of the Gideon Massacre as filmed by a home video camera. Palladino: People, just get back! Stay back, all right? We just need these supplies! Get 'em back, get 'em back! Shots break out. The marines fire indiscriminately into the crowd. Incluing at the camera man. Palladino: Cease fire! Cease fire! Medic! We need a medic in here now! Little Girl: dad! Dad? Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods! Non descript ship - Defunct editing room=====================================Biers and Bell are editing a sotry
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-09: Flight of the Phoenix
Galactica - Hangar========================================= Tyrol: Viper 289, how are we feeling today? Tyrol starts inspecting a raptor for damage, and sees a lot of problems. Tyrol: Oh, great. Galactica - Officers Mess=========================================
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-10: Pegasus
Galactica - CIC and Adama's Quarters============================================== Gaeta: Action stations, action stations. Set condition one throughout the ship. This is not a drill. Repeat: Action stations,
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 4-00: Razor
(Shaw draws the blade of Cain's knife lightly along the skin of her arm and hand.)
Shaw, VO: You're born, you live and you die. There are no do-overs. No second chances to make things right if you frak them up the first time. Not in this life anyway.
RAZOR
(Scenes and lines from the history of the Pegasus, intercut with each other and with Shaw's knifeplay.)
Pegasus: "This is the Battlestar Pegasus to the ship claiming to be the Galactica. Please respond."
Tigh: Pegasus? How could that be? The entire Fleet was destroyed.
Adama: Admiral Cain. We had no idea there were other survivors.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-14 The Woman King
Helo: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica...
Officer's Mess
Helo: We all made sacrifices.
Tigh: That so?
Helo: Yes, that's right.
Tigh: Then how come some Cylon-lover is holding down my post?
Agathon Quarters
Sharon: Hera's alive. I'm her mother, and I'm going to get her. I'm begging you to do this.
(Helo shoots her; howls.)
Agathon Quarters
Roslin: You've put the entire Fleet in jeopardy. Are you aware of that?
Helo: I'm not a traitor. I did what I thought was right. She'll get Hera.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-15: A Day in the Life
Adama: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
Galactica Decommissioning Ceremony (Miniseries)
Adama: Congratulations on making Captain. Sorry I wasn't there.
Apollo: Thank you, sir. How's my mother?
Adama: Getting married.
New Caprica Groundbreaking Ceremony
Roslin: In the mountains north of here there's this little stream. The water is so clear, it's like looking through glass. I am thinking of building a cabin.
Galactica: Joe's Bar
Lee: You and Cally have a fight?
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-16: Dirty Hands
Chief: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
Galactica: Brig
Baltar: I demand my rights as a Colonial citizen to legal representation and full due process.
Roslin: Do you.
Adama's Quarters
Adama: So what happens next?
Roslin: We give him his trial.
With Cavil
Chief: My father was a priest, my mother an Oracle. I've served on the Battlestar since I was 18 years old.
New Caprica
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-17: Maelstrom
Starbuck: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica...
"Flesh & Bone"
Adama: Leoben's a very clever Cylon. He's gonna try to get into your head.
Leoben: We haven't been properly I introduced. I'm Leoben.
Roslin: I want this Cylon interrogated.
Starbuck, waterboarding Leoben: Do it.
Leoben: This is has happened before, and all of it will happen again. Your destiny's already been written.
"The Farm"
Simon: I saw your x-rays. A lot of old fractures from childhood... Children of abusive parents often fear passing along that abuse to their own children.
Starbuck: Get out!
New Caprica Detention Center
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-18: The Son Also Rises
Roslin: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
Baltar's Cell
Roslin: Why don't you do yourself a favor? Hand over your book. My Triumphs, My Mistakes, by Gaius Baltar.
Baltar: So the people are reading it, and now you're sorry.
Colonial one
Zarek: Baltar will get his trial. And this is what you'll get: a hurricane. You will have sectarian violence, you will have assassination attempts, you will have civil unrest on a scale we've never seen...
Adama's Office
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-19: Crossroads Pt. 1
Baltar: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica…
Laura's Occupation Diary
Roslin: "The Cylons have established a human police force… Hundreds of us have been rounded up by the Cylons, held in detention. Questioned. Tortured."
Colonial one
Baltar: What's this?
Three: This orders the summary executions of all the detainees listed on the next page. It requires your signature.
Doral, cocking a gun: Sign it! Sign your name!
Resistance Bunker
Anders: The Cylons knew exactly where we were gonna be.
Ellen: I want to explain.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-20: Crossroads Pt. 2
Apollo: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
(Looking at star charts in CIC)
Adama: This is it?
Helo: That's it. The Ionian Nebula. So what do you think we'll find? Beacon? Temple? Sign post to Earth?
(CIC)
Adama: How many more jumps before we find the Nebula?
Gaeta: I'm estimating an even dozen. We're getting close.
Adama: Still no sign of the Cylons.
(Joe's Bar)
Anders: There, go back, you almost had it.
Tigh: Had what?
Anders: That song. You don't hear that song?
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-12: Rapture
Athena: Previously on Battlestar Galactica…
Galactica: CIC
(Over footage of the planet.)
Gaeta: There's enough algae on this planet to feed the entire fleet. But the star in the system is highly unstable. If you can believe it, on the verge of going supernova.
Tigh: We just picked up four baseships inbound at high speed. Captain Adama, it's just a matter of time until the Cylons find out what we're up to on this planet.
Algae Planet: Observation Post 3
(The smoke from Starbuck's crashed Raptor.)
Dualla: Starbuck has gone down!
Algae Planet: Basecamp Bunker
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-05: Collaborators
Gaeta: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
Kara's apartment.
Leoben: You're gonna hold me in your arms. You're gonna tell me that you love me.
Starbuck: You're insane.
Leoben: You kill me, I download, I come back, we start over.
Starbuck: I don't belong here! Let me out!
New Caprica City.
Jammer: Some of those guys who joined up -- the Cylon police -- bet they're in over their heads, you know?
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-06: Torn
Baltar: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica.
Galactica Deck.
Sharon: I, Sharon Agathon, will carry out the lawful orders of my superiors as an officer in the Colonial Fleet.
Adama: Congratulations, Lieutenant.
Insurgent bunker.
Roslin: We're talking about people blowing themselves up.
Tigh: I've got one job here, lady, and one job only -- to disrupt the Cylons. Make them worry about the anthill they've stirred up down here, so they're distracted and out of position when the old man shows up in orbit.
Galactica CIC.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-07: A Measure of Salvation
Helo: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica.
Basestar: Baltar's Cell.
Baltar: Some people in the Fleet believe that the legend of Earth held perhaps the greatest promise for our survival.
Caprica: Do you know how to find it?
Baltar: Not really, no.
Three: There was a hope -- my hope -- that if you knew the way to Earth it would justify keeping you alive a little longer.
Baltar: Now when I say that I do not know exactly where Earth is, that is not to say that I do not know a very great deal about its probable location.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-08: Hero
Adama: Previously, on Battlestar Galactica.
Screen graphic: In The Beginning…
Galactica: Hanger Bay/Armistice Station (Scenes from the miniseries.)
Adama: You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created.
(Six approaches the Armistice functionary; the station is destroyed.)
Adama: Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.
Galactica CIC
Gaeta: Attention all Colonial units. Cylon attack underway.
(Nuclear bombs drop on the Twelve Colonies.)
Gaeta: This is no drill.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-11: The Eye of Jupiter
Sharon: Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
New Caprica: Night
Apollo: My name is Lee Adama, and I love Kara Thrace!
New Caprica: Morning
Anders: Did you hear the news? We got married, can you believe it?
Apollo: No. No, I can't believe it.
New Caprica: Main Street
Apollo: Congratulations, Sam. And good luck. You're gonna need it.
Galactica: Fight Club
Starbuck: I missed you.
Apollo: I missed you too.
Basestar: “Final Cut”
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-20: Lay Down Your Burdens Pt. 2
Caprica:The humans are under attack. Starbuck: They've got us zeroed in. If we stay here, they're gonna chew us up.
Anders: All right, we gotta fall back. Position up this hill. Let's go!
Starbuck: All right, let's go, people! The humans move toward a "fort" up the hill.
Galactica - Sick Bay
Cottle: Jaw set nicely. You're done here. I'm kicking you out of here and sending you back to work.
Cally: Work like this?
Cottle: You gotta love a woman who can complain even with her jaw wired shut. You got a visitor.
Tyrol: I'm sorry. What I did was... unforgivable, inexcusable. I didn't come here to--
Cally: I forgive you.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 3-01: Occupation
TEASER
(Lots of hands: Tigh is huddled in a detention cell, scratching out calendar marks with his thumbnail. Roslin prays in a Temple tent. Ellen has sex with a mystery man. Starbuck adjusts her dinner plates. Chief and Anders make a bomb. Admiral Adama tries to work out the rescue with the war table models.)
Cavil enters Tigh's cell.
Cavil: Do you know that every time they take you out of this cell, we come in here and we change those little hash marks on your little calendar there you're trying to hide. [Laughs.]
Kara's apartment.
Leoben, bringing in dinner: Potatoes, gravy. Even some carrots.
(He serves her; a Raider flies over.)
Leoben: Heavenly father, we thank you for the bounty of this table…
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-13: Epiphanies
Caprica - Doctor's Office (Flashback to the miniseries)============================================= Doctor: I'm afraid the tests are positive. The mass is malignant. It's advanced well beyond the left breast. I'm afraid the test is positive. Ms. Roslin... the surgery, of course, to remove the mass... Caprica City Garden (before the attack)=============================================This scene is is split between the conversation on Caprica (below) and a team of medics tending to Roslin as she is transported to sick bay. In the garden Roslin spots Baltar and #6 meeting each other and hooking up. Stans: Secretary Roslin? Roslin: Yes? Stans: Naylin Stans from the education alliance. You said you wanted to talk? Roslin: Yes. I'm sorry, Mr.
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-14: Black Market
Promethius - Bar=========================================Lee is holding a gun at Phelan Phelan: You're not going to shoot. You're not like me. Cloud 9 - Room L258=========================================Shevan gets out a bed and starts to dress. Apollo who was sleeping beside her is awakened. Apollo: Hey, hey. Hey, don't go. Shevan: Sorry. I though you were still asleep. Apollo: You should have kicked me out of bed an hour ago. If I hold up Galactica's raptor, Tigh'll have my ass. Shevan: Which me both know currently belongs to me. Galactica - Adama's Quarters=========================================
Battlestar Galactica: Transcripts: Season 2-15 Scar
Asteroid Field======================================Kat and Starbuck are on patrol, guarding a mining outpost from the cylons. Starbuck: Entering section two-five-nine. Keep your eyes open, Kat. This is where BB and Jo-Jo bought it. Kat: Come on out, Scar, you ugly cylon son of a bitch. Let's party! Starbuck: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna RSVP, Kat. He prefers surprise parties. Kat: Yeah, well be surprised when I blow his ass apart. Starbuck: Yeah, that'll be the day. Kat: Cassie. Cassie, wasn't that her name? Starbuck: Whose name? Kat: Reilly's girlfriend. Starbuck: You know what Kat, I told you I have no frakkin' idea, so give it rest, all right?
