There are only 15 questions so please read them carefully before answering.
Click the radio button next to each answer then select ”Rate Me” at the end.

Please be aware that this is NOT just a bit of fun, it is a serious
Sad-Geezer ‘Tripping the Rift’ psychometric test and it”s based on your perception,
intelligence and social interaction – sort of.

 

1.		Chode is:
	a.	Captain of the Free Enterprise
	b.	A fat, purple alien with three eyes and a bad temper
	c.	Stupid, arrogant and incompetant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.		This is a scene from:
	a.	Episode one (Pilot)
	b.	Episode Two (Teaser)
	c.	Episode Three

 

 

 

 

 

3.		Which other animated TV show has Chris Moeller worked on?:
	a.	Aeon Flux
	b.	King of the Hill
	c.	Batman and Robin

 

 

 

 

 

4.		Who played the voice of Six of one in the Second Episode Teaser?
	a.	Nobody
	b.	Terry Farrel
	c.	”Patricia Beckmann

 

 

 

 

 

5.		The best birthday present you could get this year would be:
	a.	A Darph Bobo Action Figure
	b.	A ”Free Enterprise” model
	c.	All 13 episodes of Tripping the Rift

 

 

 

 

 

6.		Who is this?
	a.	Terry Farrell
	b.	Six of one
	c.	Jadzia Dax

 

 

 

 

 

7.		You have this tool, it”s about eight inches long. It has a clump of little hairy things at one end. You insert it into a warm moist opening and wiggle it, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, thrusting it in and drawing it out again and again many times. You recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sounds resulting from the well lubricated movements. When you finally withdraw, you clean the glistening shaft of the juicy, frothy, sticky white substance and:
	a.	”You disgusting PERVERT!, I”m not answering!”
	b.	You put the toothbrush back in the holder
	c.	”Erm…. I need to have a cold shower!”

 

 

 

 

 

8.		Who designed the ships interior?
	a.	Arron Spelling
	b.	Ethan Rayne
	c.	Ethan Spaulding

 

 

 

 

 

9.		You would consider calling your baby son:
	a.	Darph
	b.	Chode
	c.	David

 

 

 

 

 

10.		Is:
	a.	Darph”s Nemesis
	b.	Six”s bum with a plastic trumpet sticking out
	c.	Me with a hangover

 

 

 

 

 

11.		This is a:
	a.	Trooper
	b.	A dead man
	c.	A soldier from Star Wars

 

 

 

 

 

12.		Darph is a:
	a.	Dark Clown
	b.	Murdering Bastard
	c.	Mr Vader

 

 

 

 

 

13.		Steven Root also played a ”senior” character in:
	a.	Talk Radio
	b.	lRobocop Three
	c.	Friends.

 

 

 

 

 

14.		Chode”s genitalia are:
	a.	On his head
	b.	in his pants
	c	In his mind

 

 

There is no right answer to this by the way
(I was just interested to see what you thought)

 

 

 

15.		Gus is:
	a.	The ships engineer
	b.	A robot
	c.	Lazy and insulting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Tripping the Rift Purity Test is © 2002 Tony Fawl.
Not for reproduction without the authors express permission

 

Tripping the Rift names, characters and everything else associated with the series
are the property of Chris Moeller, Chuck Austen and Dark Bunny Productions.