You are a Farscape Twerp
Your point score was less than 45%..
Your knowledge of FARSCAPE is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the FARSCAPE series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode.
There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE
| FARSCAPE is better than sex because you’ve never had sex! You are not fit to wipe a Hynerians nose. You go to parties to eat. The difference between you and a Government Bond is that Bonds mature. You think DRD’s are cool.
Aeryn Sun would use you for target practice. You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a FARSCAPE SAD GEEZER. You are probably a reporter for the Daily Star newspaper. FARSCAPE TWERPS are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself. The only culture you have is bacteria! You are frightened of Manic Academic FARSCAPE Fanatics because they all want to hurt you. You love defenseless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravy. You think that foreplay is half an hour of begging! You are the sort of person that buys a £500 car and puts a £2000 stereo in it.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a DRD. The most attractive thing in the show is Aeryn Suns/Dargo’s belly button. Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you. People who know you hate you. You are sex mad because you don’t get any. You once tried to dial 911 in an emergency but couldn’t find the number 11 on the dial. You think for hours trying to work out the speed of dark! You think that ‘laughing stock’ are cattle with a sense of humour. You put stamps on faxes. You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative. How do you plant dope? Simple, bury a twerp. GET A LIFE – Watch some FARSCAPE!. |
You are not exactly cheap – but you are on ‘special’ this week.
You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out.
It should be pointed out that these conclusions should
only be taken seriously if they are correct!
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The character Biographies are ©2000-2010 Tony Fawl.
Corrections and additions ©2000 Andrea Reed and others mentioned.
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