You are addicted to FARSCAPE and it is my personal opinion that you are a hopeless case.

FARSCAPE TWERPS are a source of cruel amusement to you.

You will not admit this in public, but you have also secretly written your own FARSCAPE episode(s) and are currently plucking up the courage to submit them to the Very Reverend Rockne S. O’Bannon himself.

Your partner is convinced that you are crazy especially when you make him/her dress/talk/walk (?!) like a Luxan (male) / Delvian (female).

You cry whenever John Crichton and Aeryn Sun are in the same scene together.

You have, at one time experimented with painting your skin gray and drawing boobs on your chest.

You have been to at least one sci-fi convention.

Sexually, you are somewhat insecure, preferring the purer more romantic relationships of the series, to the tacky reality of everyday love and sex.

You are either celibate or a committed family man/woman.

You would be faithful to one partner and have not necessarily fantasised about making love with any of the more attractive FARSCAPE characters.

You are highly intelligent but a bit stupid when it comes to common sense.

People like you, but they think you’re a bit of a Geek.

You have a good career but you do not own a large house or flash car.

Other FARSCAPE fans look up to you.

You are a mine of information and you should be careful not to become the ‘party bore’ or patronising.

FARSCAPE SAD GEEZERS admire your commitment although you secretly admire their social skills and in particular, the way members of the opposite sex are all over them.

You have recently sent an email message to farscape.com reporting an inconsistency in one of the web pages.

Some people call you Mr Spock – this really annoys you.