Your point score was between 45% and 70%.

Your knowledge of LEXX is competent though you believe that this test is rubbish anyway. There are also some other interesting characteristics about your personality that you might like to know about. A detailed breakdown is provided below.

PERSONALITY PROFILE

LEXX is almost as good as sex.

Although you are not a LEXX fan, you are aspiring to attain MANIC ACADEMIC LEXX FANATIC status.

You are more able to impress members of the opposite sex than Kai/Zev

You have seen most of the LEXX episodes but you are a little embarrassed at not having seen them from the start. You blame your mother for this oversight.

A friend you fancy came round to visit you recently. They left immediately after you put on an video of LEXX.

You can’t get that dammed Yo-Ay-Oh tune out of your head.

Almost nothing will interrupt your enjoyment of an episode as it is being aired on TV.

You have videotaped each film or have borrowed or stolen them.

If you could play a small part in the show it would be a bedroom scene with Zev/Kai

You are NOT as completely aware of the story as you like to think, and you regularly misinterpret the storyline. This happens subconsciously and, strangely, this contributes overall to your enjoyment of the show.

Unfortunately, because of this, you do not get on with other Sad Geezers whom you believe are LEXX Twerps.

You do not like to admit this, but you will argue for hours on insignificant details of the films, in some cases making it up as you go along, in the hope that you will win the argument.

Thodin is a complete nutter, but you would love to have the nerve to wear his outfit to a party (includes lady Sad Geezers).

You think Zev is more attractive than Wist and Kai is more attractive than Thodin

Your partner and friends are pissed off at your continual references to each episode and none of them watch the series as a result.

This really upsets you – after all, how can any serious friend NOT watch LEXX?

The next best thing to sex as far as you are concerned is NOT watching a LEXX episode, but TALKING about a LEXX episode.

This is extremely stimulating (unless of course, you are talking to another Sad Geezer).

SadGeezers are terrific lovers.

You are modest.

A LEXX Sad Geezers partner does not watch the show, is not interested in it, and even attempts to wind you up about it.

Nevertheless, he/she will always be yours because you are so good in bed.

You are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex who continually hound you with offers of friendship and love.

You dismiss these because you always have a partner and because you are an all round ‘good person’, after all, why should you spread it around when you can lay it on thick?

You have never been accused of being ‘over the top!. (Well not to your face!)

You are a social animal, everyone likes you and, although you enjoy talking about LEXX to people who don’t want to listen, this is seen as a quirky and entertaining characteristic of your personality.

For reasons that you are not quite able to fathom, children get on with you better than you get on with them.