You are addicted to LEXX.

It is my personal opinion that you are a hopeless case.

You will have, or be in the process of purchasing, all the LEXX features on videotape.

LEXX Twerps are a source of cruel amusement to you.

You will not admit this in public, but you have also secretly written your own LEXX episode(s) and are currently plucking up the courage to submit them to the Allmighty Donovan, Gigeroff and Hirschfield.

Your partner is convinced that you are crazy especially when you make him/her dress like Zev or Kai.

You cried when Kai kissed Zev.

You know that CORE did use Alias Wavefront for some of the graphics despite not mentioning this on their web page.

You have, at one time experimented with Brunnen G hairstyles.

You are organising a LEXX Convention.

Sexually, you are somewhat insecure, preferring the purer more romantic relationships of the series, to the tacky reality of everyday love and sex.

You think Wist is more attractive than Zev and Thodin more attractive than Kai.

You have so far counted seventeen ‘render errors’ in the series.

You are either celibate or a committed family man/woman.

You would be faithful to one partner and have not necessarily fantasized about making love with any of the more attractive LEXX characters.

If you had a walk on part you would want to play a Cleric.

You are highly intelligent but a bit stupid when it comes to common sense.

People like you, but they think you’re a bit of a Geek.

You have a good career but you do not own a large house or flash car.

Other LEXX fans look up to you.

You are a mine of information and you should be careful not to become the ‘party bore’ or patronising.

LEXX SadGeezers admire your commitment although you secretly admire their social skills and in particular, the way members of the opposite sex are all over them.

You have recently sent an email message to Splarka reporting an inconsistency in one his web pages.

Some people call you Mr Spock – this really annoys you.